Are you searching high and low for the perfect grape pun?
Do you want to make your friends and family laugh until their sides hurt? Well, look no further!
This article is packed with grape puns and jokes, guaranteed to satisfy even the pickiest pun-thusiast.
Get ready to wine not! Let’s dive into a world of fruity fun.
Grape Escape Jokes
- What do you call a grape that just got arrested? A jail-grape.
- Why did the grape jump into the lake? To become a raisin!
- What’s a grape’s favorite song? “Grape Expectations.”
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it was speechless!
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me…like a grape on a vine!
- Why did the grape go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
- What do you call a grape that’s always late? A tardy-grape.
- Why did the grape get a bad grade? Because it didn’t study hard enough.
- What kind of grape is always in trouble? A naughty grape.
- Why did the grape go to the gym? To get its fitness in order.
- What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? Grape-hop.
- What’s the name of a grape’s favorite detective? Grape Holmes.
- What do you call a grape that is always happy? A happy grape!
- Why did the grape become a magician? Because it wanted to make people vine!
- What’s a grape’s favorite workout? Grape-pullups.
- What kind of grape is always bragging? A show-off grape!
- Why are grapes bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
- What’s a grape’s favorite game? Grape-stakes.
- What do you call a grape that is afraid of heights? A vine-ophobic grape!
- What is a grape’s favorite subject in school? Grape-hy.
- What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-opera singer.
- What’s a grape’s favorite dance move? The grapevine.
- Why did the grape get fired from his job? Because he was always slacking.
- What do you call a grape that’s really small? A mini-grape!
- What did the grape say to the other grape? “Let’s go have a grape time!”
- Why did the grape cross the road? To get to the other side.
- What’s a grape’s favorite holiday? Grape-mas.
- What do you call a grape that’s really shy? A timid grape.
- Why did the grape get a ticket? Because it was speeding.
- What’s a grape’s favorite color? Grape purple!
- Why did the grape go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling well.
- What’s a grape’s favorite sport? Grape-ball.
- What do you call a group of grapes? A bunch of grapes!
- Why did the grape go to therapy? Because it had some issues to work through!
- What’s a grape’s favorite tool? A grape-vine.
- What do you call a grape that’s always laughing? A jolly grape!
- Why was the grape sad? Because it got squished.
- What do you call a grape that is clumsy? A clumsy grape.
- What do you call a grape that can’t stop talking? A chatter-grape!
- Why did the grape get a flat tire? Because it ran over a nail!
- What’s a grape’s favorite drink? Grape juice!
- What’s a grape’s favorite dessert? Grape pie!
- What do you call a grape with a good sense of humor? A funny grape!
Best Pick: “What do you call a grape that just got arrested? A jail-grape.” It’s simple, memorable, and instantly funny.
Grape Riddles
- What has purple skin and is full of seeds?
- What do you get if you drop a grape?
- I’m small and sweet, I grow on a vine, what am I?
- I turn into a raisin in the sun, what am I?
- What fruit is purple and juicy?
- I’m a small berry, loved by many, what am I?
- I’m often used to make wine, what am I?
- I can be green, red, or purple, what am I?
- What fruit is a key ingredient in jelly?
- I’m sweet and sour, a tiny delight, what am I?
- What grows on a vine and has a sweet taste?
- I’m a delicious snack, enjoyed by young and old, what am I?
- What fruit is commonly found in vineyards?
- What’s purple, small, and round, and grows in bunches?
- What makes wine and grape juice?
- What fruit has a thin skin and small seeds?
- I am a berry, and my juice is a popular drink. What am I?
- I can be eaten fresh or made into jam. What am I?
- What tiny fruit is used to make wine, jelly, and juice?
- I’m a popular snack and grow in bunches, what am I?
- What fruit is sometimes used to make jam?
- What fruit shrinks when it’s left in the sun?
- I am a fruit that is sometimes used in salads. What am I?
- I’m a delicious berry often used in pies. What am I?
- What fruit is loved by kids and adults alike?
- I am small, sweet, and found hanging on a vine, what am I?
- I come in different colors. What am I?
- What fruit is often used in smoothies?
- I am a popular fruit, and my skin is often purple or red. What am I?
- What fruit is a source of antioxidants?
- I’m often eaten as a snack or made into juice. What am I?
- What small fruit comes in bunches?
- What sweet fruit often used in recipes?
- I can be green, red, or purple. What am I?
- What fruit is often used to make preserves?
- What is the main ingredient of grape juice?
- I can be eaten fresh or dried. What am I?
- What fruit is sometimes added to cereal?
- I’m a fruit that is commonly used in salads. What am I?
- What’s a grape’s favorite way to travel? By grape vine.
- What’s the name of a grape’s favorite band? The Grape Vines.
Best Pick: “What has purple skin and is full of seeds?” It’s a classic riddle format that is easy to guess.
Grape One-Liners
- I’m having a grape time!
- Life is too short to eat boring grapes.
- Never trust a grape you haven’t met.
- I’m feeling grape today!
- Have you heard about the grape who got into a fight? It was grape-y!
- I’ve been working on my grape escape plan for months!
- My life is grape.
- Grapes are the best.
- Keep calm and eat grapes.
- What do you call a grape that’s always sad? A blue grape.
- I’m always happy to see a bunch of grapes.
- I have a grape idea.
- Let’s go wine tasting.
- Don’t grape mad at me.
- I’m having a grape day!
- What is a grape’s least favorite song? The blues.
- What did the grape say to the bartender? “Give me a grape juice.”
- I’ve been feeling grape lately.
- My mom told me to focus and not to grape around.
- I love going to the grapevine.
- What’s a grape’s favorite sport? Grape vine.
- I’ve been having a grape day.
- Always wine about something.
- What is a grape’s favorite season? Harvest season.
- What do you call a grape that’s really lazy? A couch-grape!
- Never be afraid to grape up.
- My doctor told me to try to grape things in perspective.
- Grapes are truly the grape escape.
- Don’t grape yourself out.
- You’re my grape escape.
- Grape expectations!
- What’s the name of a grape’s favorite band? The Grape Expectations.
- I’m always excited for grape adventures.
- I need a grape vacation.
- What’s the name of a grape’s favorite hotel? The Grape Escape.
- What’s a grape’s favorite dance move? The Grapevine.
- I’ve been on a grape journey lately.
- I’ve made lots of grape memories.
- Why did the grape go to jail? For grape robbery.
- Grapes are my favorite sweet treat.
- What kind of grape is always in trouble? A naughty grape.
- I’m always grateful for the grape things in life.
Best Pick: “I’m having a grape time!” It’s short, sweet, and uses the pun perfectly.
Grape Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape minds think alike!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! (A little sneaky, but works with the grape theme!)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking for ages! (Again a sneaky one!)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me? (Plays on a similar fruit!)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Melon. Melon who? Melon-choly is a terrible thing! (Plays on a similar fruit!)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wine. Wine who? Wine not come in?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape day for a pun, right?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock who? Knock, knock, who’s there? (To continue the joke)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Grapevine. Grapevine who? Grapevine heard you were having a party!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Apple-solutely love your puns! (Plays on a similar fruit!)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fruit. Fruit who? Fruit-fully awesome puns, right?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you join me for a glass of grape juice?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Grapefruit. Grapefruit who? Grapefruit out of the grape jokes?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you a bunch!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mango. Mango who? Mango puns? You’re very fruity!
Best Pick: “Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape minds think alike!” Classic and easily understood.
Grape Puns for Kids
- What do you get if you drop a grape? A grape bruise!
- What’s a grape’s favorite song? “Grape Expectations”
- Why did the grape go to school? To become a smart aleck!
- What’s purple and smells good? Grape bubble bath!
- How do you make a grape happy? Give it a grape hug!
- Why did the grape get a flat tire? Because it ran over a nail!
- What do grapes do after a day at work? They go home and rest their vines!
- What did the grape say when the other grape stepped on it? Ouch!
- What is a grape’s favorite game to play? Hide and seek!
- Why did the grape blush? Because it saw something grape!
- What is a grape’s favorite place to sleep? On a comfy vine!
- How do you know you’re having grape time? Everything’s delicious!
- What’s a grape’s favorite drink? Grape juice!
- How do you tell if a grape is a good singer? It is a grape opera singer.
- Why did the grape go out with a raisin? Because it couldn’t find a date.
- I’m feeling grape today!
- What is a grape’s favorite activity? Hanging out with friends!
- My life is grape!
- What’s a grape’s favorite song? Grape Expectations!
- What’s a grape’s favorite place to go on vacation? Grape Escape resort.
- Grapes are super delicious!
- What do you call a sad grape? A blue grape.
- What’s a grape’s favorite dance move? The grapevine.
- Grapes are my favorite snack!
- Why did the grape need an umbrella? Because it was raining grapes!
- What’s a grape’s favorite color? Grape!
- What do you call a bunch of grapes doing Yoga? A grape bunch.
- What’s a grape’s favorite time of year? Harvest time.
- Why did the grape get fired? Because it was always slacking.
- What is a grape’s favorite holiday? Grapemas!
Best Pick: “What do you get if you drop a grape? A grape bruise!” Simple and silly.
Funny Grape Sayings
- A grape a day keeps the doctor away.
- Life is like a box of grapes, you never know what you’re gonna get.
- Don’t be a sour grape.
- You’re one in a melon (plays on similar fruit).
- I like my grapes how I like my jokes – punny!
- It’s always grape to have friends.
- Grape minds think alike.
- I love you more than grapes!
- Some days are grape, some days are not.
- Life is short, eat more grapes.
- You’re the best grape.
- You’re absolutely grape!
- Having a grape day!
- Having a grape time!
- Never grape yourself short.
- You’re my grape escape.
- It’s always grape to celebrate success.
- You’re grape and wonderful.
- Things are grape today.
- It’s a grape day!
- I love you grape.
- Feeling grape.
- Don’t grape mad.
- Stay grape.
- I’m feeling really grape.
- Life is grape.
- Keep calm and grape on.
- Don’t worry, be grape.
- Grape vibes only!
- Grape things are coming my way.
- My attitude is always grape.
- Have a grape day!
- Life is too short to eat boring grapes.
- I have grape expectations!
- You’re my grape escape.
- Feeling really grape today.
Best Pick: “A grape a day keeps the doctor away.” A playful twist on a well-known saying.
Grape-Themed Puns
- What’s a grape’s favorite holiday? Grapemas!
- What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? Grape hop.
- What did the grape say to the other grape? “Have a grape day!”
- Why did the grape go to the gym? To get grape-fit!
- What’s a grape’s favorite workout? Grape-pullups.
- What do you call a grape that’s always late? A tardy-grape.
- What kind of grape is always in trouble? A naughty grape.
- What’s a grape’s favorite game? Grape-stakes.
- Why did the grape cross the road? To get to the other vine.
- What kind of grape is always bragging? A show-off grape.
- What’s a grape’s favorite subject in school? Grape-hy.
- What do you call a grape that’s really small? A mini-grape.
- Why did the grape get a bad grade? Because it didn’t study hard enough.
- What’s a grape’s favorite tool? A grape-vine.
- What do you call a grape that’s really shy? A timid grape.
- What do you call a grape that can’t stop talking? A chatter-grape.
- What do you call a group of grapes that are always singing? A grape choir!
- What do you call a grape that’s always happy? A happy grape.
- What do you call a grape who knows everything? A grape sage.
- What kind of grape is always gossiping? A grape vine!
- Why did the grape go to the party? Because it heard it would be a grape time!
- What’s a grape’s favorite holiday decoration? A grape garland.
- What do you call a grape that’s a pilot? A grape captain!
- Why was the grape sad? Because it got stepped on.
- What’s a grape’s favorite kind of transportation? The grapevine.
- What’s a grape’s favorite thing to do? To vine around.
- Why did the grape break up with the plum? They were always plum-ming each other’s grapes.
Best Pick: “What’s a grape’s favorite holiday? Grapemas!” Clever and festive.
Grape Puns about Wine
- What do you call a grape that’s really good at singing? An opera grape.
- What kind of grape makes the best wine? A good grape.
- What do you call a grape that’s been to jail? A grape-vine convict.
- Why do grapes go to therapy? To work through their issues.
- Why did the grape become a detective? To become Grape Holmes.
- What do you call a grape who is always grumpy? A sour grape.
- What kind of grape is always trying to get attention? A show off grape.
- What kind of grape is always lying? A grape who never tells the truth.
- What kind of grape is always complaining? A sour grape.
- What kind of grape is really energetic? A grape who is always doing somersaults.
- What’s the best kind of grape for making a great wine? A perfect grape.
- How did the grape get to the wine tasting? It took the grapevine.
- What do you call a grape who is afraid of everything? A scaredy-grape.
- What kind of grape is always clumsy? A grape-tastic clumsy one.
- What do you call a grape that always keeps secrets? A grape who never reveals the truth.
- What do you call a grape who is always hungry? A ravenous grape.
- What is the most popular grape in the whole wide world? A worldwide grape!
- Why did the grape refuse to go to the party? Because it did not want to go to a grape party.
- What do you call a grape who is always singing? A song grape.
- Why did the grape start a band? To become Grape Expectations.
- Why is it important to be a good grape? Because good grapes make the best wine.
Best Pick: “What kind of grape makes the best wine? A good grape.” Simple and directly related to wine.
Grape Puns for Adults
- I like my grapes how I like my jokes – punny.
- Don’t be a sour grape.
- I’m not sure what the big deal is, but I’m always up for a good grape time.
- I’m feeling grape-y.
- I had a grape day, even though I had a grape hangover.
- Let’s raise a glass to grape times!
- The pun is always in the grape.
- I’m so grape today, I’m feeling vine.
- I’m feeling plum-per than ever.
- I had a really grape day.
- It was a grape evening.
- The party was grape.
- The food was grape.
- I had a grape time at the party.
- It’s always grape to have a good time.
- I love grapes and grape puns.
- I love grape puns, but sometimes they’re a little sour.
- Never a dull moment when there are grapes around.
- A grape a day keeps the doctor away.
- I’m on a grape diet.
- Wine not?
Best Pick: “I like my grapes how I like my jokes – punny.” A sophisticated way to use the pun.
Conclusion
This article has hopefully quenched your thirst for grape puns! From simple jokes for kids to more sophisticated puns for adults, there’s something for everyone.
So next time you’re looking for a chuckle, remember these grape puns and spread the fruity fun!
